It must be the summer for varmints.
First the coon, then the bunnies, and now a wood chuck.
I remember reading that back in the depression hobos used to leave marks on fences and trees so other tramps would know the houses to avoid, which ones had good food and where the mean dogs were.
I’m thinking some varmint put a sign out in the back 40 saying, ” Try these humans – they’re an easy mark and worth a laugh!”
However he found us – a solitary woodchuck ambled into the yard a few weeks ago and decided to make a permanent home under the wood pile in the machine shed (the only outbuilding with a gravel floor.)
We did not realize his presence for awhile and by the time Pedro first noticed the large pile of dirt and gravel in the back of the shed – he had dug out quite a home for himself.
My husband was not happy.
At first I didn’t mind so much. He was kind of cute in a 4- legged varmint-y kind of way. Besides he stuck to himself and didn’t chase chickens or eat my edamame.
But then I discovered the partially eaten pumpkins and winter squash in the garden.
Cute little Chuckie had crossed the line.
Now – how does one remove an unwanted woodchuck from his burrow underneath a large pile of wood inside a machine shed?
Good question. But – never fear – Google has the answer.
We set the live trap for him – right outside the front entrance of his domicile – and baited it with carrots just as the website said.
Within 4 hours little Chuckie was history and his home was blocked up so no other little varmint would move in.
Maybe I should add a “no vacancy” sign.
Or “vagrants not welcome”.
Take that you little varmints. These humans are getting smart.
Photo thanks to Matt Reinbold.
4 thoughts on “How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Chuck…”
He really is/was cute 🙂
He WAS cute – definitely was! I wonder why no cartoon character was ever based on a woodchuck – he was pretty fun to watch lumber around.
I just recently found your blog and am really enjoying it! I too live on a farm (in the middle of Nebraska). I’ll take your woodchuck problem if you take my skunk problem! We seem to have several…
Hey Kim – I’m glad you found me! Thanks for the skunk offer! It was so kind of you to want to swap – but I think I’ll keep my woodchucks! 🙂 You poor thing – skunks are a menace on a whole new level!